Tonight's "King of the Hill" episode was very good, but unfortunately it did not include my favorite line from the script (which came to me courtesy of the black market in TV scripts, aka the wimpiest black market around). Minh Souphanousinphone, to her husband Kahn, as they prepare to compete to see who will do the best on the New York Times crossword puzzles:
"I beat you so bad, you cry like middle-aged woman at Nora Ephron movie."
The line was probably cut due to demonic interference from Nora Ephron. Because as her record proves, she is Satan.